Here’s your new pledge.

“I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the corporate states of America.
And to the conglomeration,
for which it stands,
one nation, under many CEOs,
always divisible,
with liberty and privileges for some.”

I guess we’ll have to wait for American Idol to choose a new anthem.

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